Long Time No See?!

Dear Fans,

As I stand here and type this entry, I realize that it’s been quite awhile since I have updated you on my life.

Composing My Blog

First….hope everyone had a nice Easter. It was nice for me until I realized that bunnies don’t actually lay eggs and the eggs in my human’s refrigerator are not chew toys. That shell is not tasty and I am still in shock that some people actually eat that rubbery substance on the inside (that little yellow sun in the center is adorable though…nice touch).

In addition to the holidays, Pittsburgh is finally out of the ice age! I was getting sooooooo bored being inside. My human would take me for rides in the car to get my energy levels up and I just couldn’t….I just couldn’t!

I just can’t!

But one day I decided I needed to SNAP out of this funk, throw on my most favorite ball cap and headed to the salon to get myself lookin’ snazzy for all my ladies.

Favorite Hat

Looking and feeling great!

…And it’s true what they say! Look good, feel good!

For those of you who follow my blog, you probably know that I’m a big deal, but when I walked through Market Square last week with my new bow tie and my “teddy bear haircut”, everyone was swooning. Paparazzi were clammering for my photograph….not surprised. I walked taller and I ran faster!

Living downtown is great! I get to make so many new friends every day and when I’m home relaxing, I just look out over the entire city checking things out. I actually like to consider myself the “watch dog of Pittsburgh.”

I look forward to updating all of you on my Spring adventures and hope everyone enjoys their week!!

Living Life With Abandon,

Capone

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…Gonna Find Out Who’s Naughty Or Nice…

Readers, I’m afraid I have some bad news. I’ve been told about this big man who dresses in red velvet with white fur trim (I don’t know who to call first….PETA or the Fashion Police), and how he breaks into our homes in about a week and sometimes leaves gifts, but other times leaves coal (which, quite frankly, is rude since I plan on not calling the Police) for those of us who have behaved in a slightly less desirable manner since last December. And, unfortunately, I was alerted a little too late of this fine print, or this special “clause” (see what I did there?) and I am expecting to be placed on the naughty list this year. But, who ever told you that waking up in the middle of the night for a late night snack was bad??

Exploring/Sneaking around the house (top o’ the couch, baby!!)

I didn’t even wake up my person! I took it upon myself to quietly hit up the restroom and then eat this little piece of candy that I found on the dresser. But, apparently, a “ring” is not candy, which completely explains why it tasted worse than the garbage that I occasionally eat (and am also told is bad). Well this, my friends, is way worse than garbage. 

But! You know what! I wasn’t even around last December, so I’m kind of hoping that I slide through with just a warning this year. So, for the last week before this home intrusion occurs, I’m going to be as good as physically possible. Just this morning, I thought my plan was already working and Santa had snuck in early.

Must…..find……presents…..

But, no, I just found an empty box. Hopefully Mom doesn’t tell Santa that I was so frustrated that I tore into that thing like I would a bowl full of bacon.

So, this week’s lesson? I must be patient and good and someone will break into my house and leave me gifts. Here’s hoping I made the list!

….is this convincing??

Wishing you and your families a wonderful holiday season!

Living with abandon,

Capone

#caponeinpittsburgh